I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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