I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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