I just saw a hot homeless man
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She said her name was "party"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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