On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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