She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
True but thats because hes a fetus.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just had sex on a roof
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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