So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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