they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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