So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
