That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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