Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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