would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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