my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He did a backflip because drugs
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