so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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