I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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