and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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