Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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