I would go down on you faster than GM stock
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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