idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You need Xanax blowdarts
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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