When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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