I'm eating all of the evidence.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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