What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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