My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It was like getting head from an anaconda
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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