Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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