So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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