Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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