Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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