Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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