Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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