So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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