That's when you crack a 10am beer
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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