she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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