is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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