"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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