U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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