Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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