Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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