my sisters under your porch take her home
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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