apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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