Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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