Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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