Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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