Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
she told me i tasted like america
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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