so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm passing your future prison.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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