it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We have started to decorate penises.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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