He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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