Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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