that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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