i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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