Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
