Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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