Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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