remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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