you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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