I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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