I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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