idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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