TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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