Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
