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YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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